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I’m sorry to hear that! Unfortunately I can’t relate… My tits are fat and my ass is fatter!
Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go sell your information to advertisers without your consent! *sound of Mark’s chunky red bottoms clacking against the hard tile floor, they grow fainter and fainter as he jiggles away*
sci-fi plot: yeah and in this futuristic city he meets a woman–
producer: is she a stripper? is she a callgirl? does she get her tits out? is she a cop working undercover as a stripper? is she a sexy assassin who has sex with her victims and then kills them sexily? is she a robot stripper? is she a mystical being of pure energy who has no need for clothes and a great rack? is she a holographic beer advertisement?